MY DARLING GIVES ME WHITE HAIRS

My plot puppies are evading me. ): Not happy. I should really consider writing a Multi-Chapter fic. But I DO NOT like multi-chapter fics that focus on romance. I mean... That's so... :X Ah. I don't know. I can find a plot doggy for a looong romance fic, but I'm just not sure if I want to write it.

And I don't want to write AU. So that basically cuts my options by like ninety percent or something. I don't want AU. I don't want OOC. I'm so troublesome. LOL.

WHY CAN'T I WRITE FLUFF?

WHY?

Maybe I should just go back to writing ACA3. I can imagine a Detective Zhuang with blonde hair. OMFG. SO HOT. All the witnesses or criminals will just confess upon seeing him because WHO CAN RESIST HIM? I mean, not the guys, of course. Seeing as how ACA is purely het. Seriously. I have no intention of having slash in ACA. It's just... wrong. For ACA, I mean.

EVEN IF THEY HAVE SECRET LOVES FOR EACH OTHER. (Read: Liu Chun Wei.)

I'm like randomly ranting now. Hmm.

Oh. BER & CHENGLIN ARE COMING TO SG AT THE SAME TIME! And they're gonna be at the same place at almost the same time too. o.o OMG. I want to stalk them. :D

*was distracted by a news*

MY HUSBAND IS MAJOR PWNAGE. HE WAS PRACTISING HIS DANCE MOVES AT HOME AND HE BANGED HIS FINGER INTO THE WALL AND IT GOT FRACTURED.

OMFG. I REALLY. DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR WHAT.

OKAY NEVER MIND I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

OH MY GOODNESS.

And I had to read that piece of news RIGHT AFTER I tweeted/changed my FB status to "希望威兒潘先生今晚的慶功演唱會一切順利~ My dearest, please do not fall/trip again today. PLEASE." -_____-" Never mind about falling/tripping anymore man.

OH MY GOD. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. HE'S SUCH A... ACCIDENT-PRONE DUMBASS.

WHY COULDN'T I HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE ELSE WHO WOULD MAKE ME WORRY LESS? -.- SRSLY. OMG.